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nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via thisrohirrimisnoman)

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captoring:

i feel so bad about these metaphor jokes tho cause john green is on tumblr what if he sees them and gets sad are we bullying john green 

(via dieboredom)

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mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
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Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

(via jellys)

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werewolf-queen:

lumos5001:

long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via the-shipped-gold-fandom)

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